I’ve got a good bit of flooring on the first floor of my apartment. It’s a real bitch to sweep and mop so I go more for speed than efficiency when it comes to cleaning.

The move is to sweep or use an electric sweeper to get all the crumbs and hair up. Then you get a spray bottle going with your favorite floor cleaner mixed with water and spray it all over. The final move is to take a big towel, throw it on the ground, step on it, then slide around until the floor is clean.

This is how single men clean.