If you’re ready to throw together a gangster chicken salad, but you don’t want to have to cut everything up (all the way at least), then you need a small, manual food processor like the one the Chinese laborers employed by Starfrit make.
Watch the video review below to see this machine in action. I made a chicken salad with it. I will give you a little spoiler: My chicken salad was awesome!
Boner-McBonus! Free recipe!
Silly Quick Chicken Salad:
- Green Pepper
- Onion
- Celery
- Pepper
- Processed, Canned Chicken
- Mayonnaise
- Cat Shit
Directions: Put all that shit in a food processor and mix it up.











