If you’re ready to throw together a gangster chicken salad, but you don’t want to have to cut everything up (all the way at least), then you need a small, manual food processor like the one the Chinese laborers employed by Starfrit make.

Watch the video review below to see this machine in action. I made a chicken salad with it. I will give you a little spoiler: My chicken salad was awesome!

Boner-McBonus! Free recipe!

Silly Quick Chicken Salad:

• Green Pepper
• Onion
• Celery
• Pepper
• Processed, Canned Chicken
• Mayonnaise
• Cat Shit

Directions: Put all that shit in a food processor and mix it up.

Starfrit Manual Food Processor